it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
Dont think about what can happen in a month. Dont think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be!Eric Thomas (via losing-every-extra-pound)
IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT
Ladies, when you buy a bra, it needs to fit on that last set of hooks. And then as you wear it and the band stretches out, then you use the tighter hooks to make your bra continue to fit properly.
If you’re buying a bra and using the first or second set of hooks, then you have the wrong size bra.